GRAIL OR FAIL
Grandpa's Pants x The Melons of Water
Released Saturday October 31, 2026
The annals of the PvraMeme collection grows!
We are proud to bring you Grail or Fail, voted by our community in our inaugural PvraMeme contest. Featuring a masterpiece of artwork by Shydori!
THE MELONS OF WATER
Inked in fuchsia and jade, drastically improving the value of the Grandpa's Pants fabric.
ABOUT GRANDPA'S PANTS
Like its namesake, this experimental cloth looks and feels like grandpa's old vintage pants. Historically, green is not the most popular color among cloth enthusiasts. But like our legendary Forestbrook cloth, Grandpa's Pants enters the verdant annals of Pvramid lore in its dazzling display of nearly every tone of green woven together in harmony.
WARNING: Grandpa's Pants is not for the faint of heart. For those who love our thick, soft, velvety cloths, this is the complete opposite. Rough, coarse, and awful to play on. But as we always say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
As with any parent, their love for their children is unconditional and eternal. Our cloths are like our children, and we love Grandpa's Pants all the same.
HAND-MADE WITH LOVE
Each Pvramid field cloth is unique and expertly hand-crafted in the U.S.A. from print to stitch.
ONLY 12 PRODUCED
LIMIT 1 PER PERSON
READY TO SHIP
FREE U.S. SHIPPING on orders over $300
Must be a single order of $300 or more and cannot be combined with others.
GRAIL OR FAIL
Grandpa's Pants x The Melons of Water
Released Saturday October 31, 2026
The annals of the PvraMeme collection grows!
We are proud to bring you Grail or Fail, voted by our community in our inaugural PvraMeme contest. Featuring a masterpiece of artwork by Shydori!
THE MELONS OF WATER
Inked in fuchsia and jade, drastically improving the value of the Grandpa's Pants fabric.
ABOUT GRANDPA'S PANTS
Like its namesake, this experimental cloth looks and feels like grandpa's old vintage pants. Historically, green is not the most popular color among cloth enthusiasts. But like our legendary Forestbrook cloth, Grandpa's Pants enters the verdant annals of Pvramid lore in its dazzling display of nearly every tone of green woven together in harmony.
WARNING: Grandpa's Pants is not for the faint of heart. For those who love our thick, soft, velvety cloths, this is the complete opposite. Rough, coarse, and awful to play on. But as we always say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
As with any parent, their love for their children is unconditional and eternal. Our cloths are like our children, and we love Grandpa's Pants all the same.
HAND-MADE WITH LOVE
Each Pvramid field cloth is unique and expertly hand-crafted in the U.S.A. from print to stitch.
ONLY 12 PRODUCED
LIMIT 1 PER PERSON
READY TO SHIP
FREE U.S. SHIPPING on orders over $300
Must be a single order of $300 or more and cannot be combined with others.
HOW TO READ A PVRAMID LISTING
Field Cloth Shown:
ECHOES OF ORION
Fenriss Marrow x Starwarden's Nebula
The field cloth shown here is from our Echoes of Orion collection.
FABRIC
Fabric Name: Fenriss
Fabric Color: Marrow
INKING
Colorway Name: Starwarden's Nebula
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