CLOTHMAXXING

Secret Cow Level (Blueberry Milk) x Emotionally Refrigerated

FLAGSHIP

Released Saturday October 31, 2026

The annals of the PvraMeme collection grows!

We are proud to bring you Clothmaxxing, voted by our community in our inaugural PvraMeme contest. Featuring a masterpiece of artwork by NexStatus! 

FLAGSHIP UNIT

The Flagship unit is the definitive piece of any collection, capturing its core theme and essence. No collection is complete without its Flagship colorway.

EMOTIONALLY REFRIGERATED

Inked in a deep navy, sitting atop Secret Cow Level in all its blueberry milk glory.

ABOUT SECRET COW LEVEL

Don’t let its beauty fool you. Aside from its stunning aesthetics, Secret Cow Level is an amazingly unique, highly playable, and highly premium fabric that we are proud to bring to your table.

Best described as soft, young cowhide, it provides an exceptional play experience. Its surface shares the smoothness of our “Glide” fabrics, with subtle directional fibers that mimic the texture of real cowhide.

Secret Cow Level... more like Secret Cow LOVE-L. Easily a neckbreaker and a treasured playpiece.

HAND-MADE WITH LOVE

Each Pvramid field cloth is unique and expertly hand-crafted in the U.S.A. from print to stitch.

QUANTITIES TBD

READY TO SHIP

FREE U.S. SHIPPING on orders over $300

Must be a single order of $300 or more and cannot be combined with others.